In an effort to raise awareness of the months of the year, I have taken it upon myself to design postcards to inform the public about lesser known national holidays. Welcome to The Month Of The Month Club!

While probably better known as National Oatmeal Month, January is also National Bath Safety Month. This is a time when people all over the country, regardless of plumbing restrictions, suddenly become very concerned about slipping in the tub.  Many pioneering citizens use this time to install grab bars and sticky traction flowers in the tubs of loved ones.

The bathtub is one of the most dangerous pools of water in most households and should always be approached with caution. It’s also a good rule of thumb to wait about 3 hours after eating before attempting to bathe.

Keep keep in mind, National Bath Safety Month should not be used as a excuse to avoid bathing for a month in silent protest of these watery graves.

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